#1 Did Your Butt Get Bigger?
The butt is never big. Never tell her the butt is big.
#2 My Ex Used To Say That
Talking about your ex is a big no no.
#3 You’re Friend Is Looking Really Hot
No girl wants to hear how hot their friend is.
#4 Do You All Night Long
Nothing is worse than a bad pick up line.
#5 You’re So Cute When You Snore
Wear earplugs if you have to, but never tell her she snores.
#6 Are You On Your Period?
This is one of the worst things you can ask a girl … and expect a slap.
#7 It’s Not As Good As My Moms
Deep down, they’re all mama’s boys.