Disney princes strip nearly naked for Cosmo centrefold-style pictures

Prepare yourselves, because you are about to see something you can never un-see and it has freaked us out quite a lot (understatement).

Artist David Kawena has drawn a series of stunning pictures, giving Disney princes a more realistic look and then stripping them down to their pants in a way that wouldn’t look out of place on Cosmo’s centrefold pages.

But while some of these leading men are handsome in cartoon world, seeing them like this is wrong on so many levels we just can’t even begin to describe the way our skin is crawling right now.

For starters, those are some seriously generous packages they are pushing in our direction, couldn’t they have been just a little more low-key in the big bulge department?

Disney

David Kawena

Secondly, these are the crushes of our childhood and therefore sacred. They should be treated as such, not parading around in bondage gear. Don’t even get us started on that nipple ring.

Also, Tarzan’s unnecessary pubes aside… Peter Pan?! REALLY?

Still, we commend David on these superb pictures which have been flawlessly executed, in all their strange glory. Take a look…

Aladdin

Aladdin

David Kawena

Adam from Beauty and the Beast

Beauty

David Kawena

David from Lilo & Stitch

David

David Kawena

Eric from The Little Mermaid

Eric

David Kawena

Hans from Frozen

Hans

David Kawena

Hercules

Hercules

David Kawena

John Smith from Pocahontas

John

David Kawena

Kocoum from Pocahontas

Kocoum

David Kawena

Kristoff from Frozen

Kristoff

David Kawena

Kuzco from The Emperor’s New Groove

Emperor's

David Kawena

Milo from Atlantis

Atlantis

David Kawena

Peter Pan

Peter

David Kawena

Phillip from Sleeping Beauty

Prince

David Kawena

Phoebus from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Phoebus

David Kawena

Shang from Mulan

Mulan

David Kawena

Tarzan

Tarzan

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