Artist David Kawena has drawn a series of stunning pictures, giving Disney princes a more realistic look and then stripping them down to their pants in a way that wouldn’t look out of place on Cosmo’s centrefold pages.
But while some of these leading men are handsome in cartoon world, seeing them like this is wrong on so many levels we just can’t even begin to describe the way our skin is crawling right now.
For starters, those are some seriously generous packages they are pushing in our direction, couldn’t they have been just a little more low-key in the big bulge department?
Secondly, these are the crushes of our childhood and therefore sacred. They should be treated as such, not parading around in bondage gear. Don’t even get us started on that nipple ring.
Also, Tarzan’s unnecessary pubes aside… Peter Pan?! REALLY?
Still, we commend David on these superb pictures which have been flawlessly executed, in all their strange glory. Take a look…
Adam from Beauty and the Beast
David from Lilo & Stitch
Eric from The Little Mermaid
Hans from Frozen
John Smith from Pocahontas
Kocoum from Pocahontas
Kristoff from Frozen
Kuzco from The Emperor’s New Groove
Milo from Atlantis
Phillip from Sleeping Beauty
Phoebus from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Shang from Mulan