They cry for the strangest reasons. “I told him he could not take his unwrapped tampon out to run errands.”
“Potty training is not going as planned.”
They ruin precious moments.
They will make it impossible to own nice things.
Or just things in general.
They turn dinner into a gross affair.
They take home decoration into their own hands.
They will ruin your TV, floors, and then themselves.
They think everything is their toy.
Every room they enter has the potential to become a diaster zone.
Their diapers do not stay on.
imgur.comSo much poop.
They’ll torment their own siblings.
And they desperately don’t want to share the love.
Kids will destroy your beautiful, clean couches.
Actually, there are worse things they can do to the couch.
They believe it’s perfectly acceptable to be their own hairdresser.
They will turn on each other. Fast.
And they will do it with a smile on their face.
And even though you can never go out in public with them…
…and despite the fact that you just bought that new toothpaste…
…you can’t imagine life without them…or a kitchen without them, for that matter!
Because even when they try to suffocate their siblings…
They’re still your little sweeties. (Even more so when they’re covered in Nutella.)
Their bubble baths may turn into mad, bathroom-devastating affairs.
But they’ll always be by your side. Even when they’re standing. On. The. Side. Of. Your. Face. As. You. SLEEP.
Life isn’t about having expensive make-up. (Nor is it about smushing that expensive make-up all over your face.)
They don’t like holidays.
And the often use flour as a weapon of mass destruction.
But, ultimately, with kids, you will never, ever, be alone.
parenting.comAt least this child was smart enough to come with peace offerings.
And they’ll always be 100% honest with you when you need it.
Kids are THE BEST because they make us better people.
Kids will totally destroy the life you once knew…and turn it into something much better than you imagined.
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