40 Hilarious Ways To Make Sure You Never Become A Real Adult. Best Ideas Ever!

“Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.” – Dr. SeussDeep inside, many of us have never truly become adults. Words like maturity and grown-up don’t mean anything to us, but we have to act that way to be “socially acceptable”. We’re children in an adult world and for the longest time, we felt like we had to hide our true selves.

But trust me, there are more of us than you could ever imagine. And if we all lost some of our irrational inhibitions, the world might look something like this….

Go out in public wearing a costume.

Go out in public wearing a costume.

Build the most awesome couch fort ever and hide away from the world

 Build the most awesome couch fort ever and hide away from the world

Give your nose a thorough picking (eating the boogers is optional)

Give your nose a thorough picking (eating the boogers is optional)

Make your dino nuggets fight each other before you viciously devour them

Make your dino nuggets fight each other before you viciously devour them

Pull silly pranks on others for no good reason

Pull silly pranks on others for no good reason

Make silly faces at the camera with other “adults” when you should be doing “adult things”

Make silly faces at the camera with other “adults” when you should be doing “adult things”

Lose all inhibition when you’re hanging out with a friend and there are toys around

Lose all inhibition when you’re hanging out with a friend and there are toys around

Enjoying the timeless adrenaline rush found only in a bounce house (or a trampoline)

Enjoying the timeless adrenaline rush found only in a bounce house (or a trampoline)

After turning off the last light, sprint into the bedroom, slam the door jump into bed and hide under the covers. Because monsters.

After turning off the last light, sprint into the bedroom, slam the door jump into bed and hide under the covers. Because monsters.

And be completely terrified of leaving any body part over the edge of the bed.

Get hangry and eat ice cream for dinner

Get hangry and eat ice cream for dinner

Or eat whatever you want for breakfast. Because you can.

Or eat whatever you want for breakfast. Because you can.

In fact, just make up your own damn food pyramid.

In fact, just make up your own damn food pyramid.

Be completely immature and resort to toilet humor to make your friends laugh

Be completely immature and resort to toilet humor to make your friends laugh

Go on a spontaneous, epic adventure

Go on a spontaneous, epic adventure

Do something completely inappropriate when other people are trying to be “mature”

Do something completely inappropriate when other people are trying to be “mature”

Be a good samaritan and use The Force to open sliding doors for others

Be a good samaritan and use The Force to open sliding doors for others

Dive headfirst into a ballpit. Or better yet, build one in your own house

Dive headfirst into a ballpit. Or better yet, build one in your own house

Run up the stairs on all fours like a jaguar

Slide on the hardfloor in socks

Slide on the hardfloor in socks

NEVER. STEP. ON. CRACKS.

Step on crunchy things like pinecones and leaves and savor the sweet sounds they make

Step on crunchy things like pinecones and leaves and savor the sweet sounds they make

Check behind the shower curtains for monsters and never close your eyes in the shower, even if you’re shampooing

Check behind the shower curtains for monsters and never close your eyes in the shower, even if you’re shampooing

Clearly the face of a man paralyzed with fear.

Laugh when you fart…around other people

Laugh when you fart...around other people

Go down playground slides like you’re having the time of your life

Go down playground slides like you’re having the time of your life

Wear footie pajamas all day or better yet, all weekend

Wear footie pajamas all day or better yet, all weekend

Try to balance along the curb when you go for a walk. Sidewalks are for lame people.

Make breath clouds when it’s cold out and pretending like you’re smoking a cigar, or that you’re a steamship

Chug an entire carton of chocolate milk. Seriously, why do we suddenly stop drinking chocolate milk when we hit adulthood?

 Chug an entire carton of chocolate milk. Seriously, why do we suddenly stop drinking chocolate milk when we hit adulthood?

Play the balloon game where it can’t touch the floor, even if you have to knock over furniture. Get irrationally angry at people who just watch the balloon hit the ground.

Or make everyone at work / your dorm play the “FLOOR IS LAVA” game

Or make everyone at work / your dorm play the

Laugh at stupid stuff like this:

Laugh at stupid stuff like this:

Eat the “adult version” of lunchables

Eat the

Take silly pictures with props

Take silly pictures with props

Accept challenges that will most likely involve someone getting injured

Accept challenges that will most likely involve someone getting injured

Ride on the back of a shopping cart

Ride on the back of a shopping cart

Pretend like you’re a superhero.

Pretend like you’re a superhero.

Or just hide in the most random places.

Or just hide in the most random places.

And finally, take a nap whenever you feel like it

And finally, take a nap whenever you feel like it

Because seriously…adults are weird!

Because seriously...adults are weird!

So don’t be afraid and free the spirit buried under all the responsibilities of adulthood. Few people will judge you and if they do, “the hell with them”.

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