32 Ridiculous Things People Actually Buy For Kids. #3 Is Insane…LOL!

I recently had my first child, and it has opened my eyes to the magical world of baby products. You definitely need a lot of new things when having a baby, but some products out there are kind of crazy, and you should probably not waste your money.

Zacky Hand Pillow

thegreenhead.comThis creepy hand pillow is for when you don’t want to touch your baby anymore, but don’t want him or her to notice you’ve left.

The Peekaru

gizmodo.comThis baby snuggie will make you look like you have an alien inside you.

Baby’s Poop Alarm

stayathomemompreneur.comThis device can alert you of a dirty diaper the moment it happens by sensing humidity, odor, and temperature changes. Just changing the baby regularly throughout the day isn’t that hard.

The Daddle

daddle.comBy the time you get this on, you child will have probably moved on to something else.

The Windi gas relievers

toysrus.comFrom the same company that brought you the Snotsucker comes these gas relieving butt plug things??

Baby perfume

perfumesclub.co.ukI never thought that my daughter needed baby perfume. Maybe she just smells to other people, and I really have to buy this.

The Thudguard

toysrus.comKids bump their heads and get over it. It’s how they learn to be more careful. Don’t protect them from learning.

Snazzy Baby Knee Pads

babeaze.com.auWith this and the Thudguard, you might as well just put your baby in a bubble.

Baby high heels

ecx.images-amazon.comBabies don’t even walk yet so regular shoes aren’t even really needed, but high heels are just insane.

Pee-Pee Teepees

ecx.images-amazon.comYou are supposed to use these to cover up your boy’s junk during diaper changes to stop any accidents. I may have a girl but can still tell you babies move way too much for these things to stay on.

Baby Butt Fan

onsugar.comDrying your baby’s butt before putting a diaper back on can help reduce diaper rashes. I just use the diaper I’m about to put on as a fan.

The Kickbee

kickbee.netThis motion-sensing belt sends a tweet on behalf of your baby every time a kick is detected. I don’t think even my closest friends or family would want that many updates, much less, the entire world.

NoseFrida the Snotsucker

wordpress.comThe snot sucking tube really grosses me out, especially the strange noise it makes. A tissue works just fine for me.

The Baby Lasso

babylasso.comYour baby will move around during changes, but I don’t see this really helping much.

Tummy Tub

mom4life.comThis tub (i.e., expensive bucket) is womb-shaped and that is supposed to ease the baby’s transition into the world. Just buy a regular bucket if that’s what you want.

The bottle holder

baolaichau.vnInspired by the beer holders we see at every NFL game, this product is great when you are just sick of caring for your child.

The Crib Dribbler

amazon.comFeed your baby like that pet rat you always wanted. OK this isn’t a real product, but you can buy this prank box to give one of the other ridiculous items to an expecting mother.

You will need to buy a lot of new things to take care of a baby, but the less you really need, the better. We’ve survived this long without giving our babies touchscreens, we can (and should) probably go longer.

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