1. Substituting a chicken burger for a ring box
2. Or substituting a burger for a ring
3. Neglecting the importance of punctuation
4. Using COMIC SANS
I mean, you shouldn’t put up a billboard with a picture of her in lingerie, either, but COMIC SANS?
5. Trying to be saucy and ending up being cheesy
To be fair, anyone who brings me pizza is more than welcome to wife me up.
6. Tagging her house
7. “Popping” the question the completely wrong way
8. Forgetting that rose petals don’t have spell check
9. Misinterpreting her wish to be proposed to at a church
10. Completely screwing yourself over if she says “no”
Even if she said “yes,” he still kind of loses.
11. Forgetting which way you’re supposed to hold the sign
12. Trying too hard to be kool
13. Not taking your mom’s advice
14. Doing it in a location that really stinks
15. Asking her before your relationship has had time to fully bloom
16. Forgetting to ask for Mother Nature’s permission
Her dad is the least of your worries.
17. Trying to be original in all the wrong ways
…and then broadcasting her rejection on social media.
18. Forgetting to check the weather forecast
Partly cloudy, with a 0% chance of her seeing your message.
19. Forgetting a question mark and popping the statement instead
But again, if you’re gonna give me a cake, you’re probably marriage material.
20. Trying to prove that you clean up well
21. Getting your family involved, butt not in the way she’d like
22. Lighting a fire in her heart, but letting the candles blow out
23. Mooooving too quickly
24. Not connecting with her in the right way
25. Just remember, if your idea isn’t spicy enough…
26. …Your proposal might turn out crappy.
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