Playgrounds provide some of the greatest memories of your youth. Spinning on the spinny thing, swinging on the swingy thing and climbing on the climby thing help build both muscle and character. What’s more, if your anything like me, then you hang onto your love for the playground into your young-teen years and it becomes the scene of your first kiss, and first taste of beer. This darker side of the playground has gradually infested the jolly, childish atmosphere, resulting in truly scary playgrounds…
1. Surely he needs a bra, or a ‘booby trap’
2. He’s pretty happy about people riding his shaft all day
3. He enjoys when people sit on his wood
4. So thats what they did with it after Harry Potter
5. Doesn’t this make him a cannibal?
6. Meanwhile, somewhere in Russia
7. Just in case clowns weren’t creepy enough you can sit in this ones crotch
8. Hope he wiped
9. The Human Centipede is not an appropriate playground statue
10. In what world is this acceptable?
11. The bear finally got his hands on Goldilocks
12. Very poor placement
13. Is that Walter White?
14. Coz that’s not guna give kids nightmares
15. This entrance is traditionally an exit
16. Leaning tower of penis
17. The architect must have needed a piss really bad
18. Revenge of The Planet of The Apes?
19. One boob?
Whoever designed these playground monstrosity’s needs to be sacked, immediately. Just cannot work out what they were thinking placing these items in a child-heavy environment, baffling…