17 Horribly Inappropriate Children’s Books: SO Wrong Yet SO Funny.

How these titles, images and copy got past the editors, I will never know. But I’m glad they did, because they’re freakin’ hilarious.

1. I really hope this book is about gardening.

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2. I don’t think I want to know.

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3. They were all really great at math, too.

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4. The firefly went out for milk and a pack of smokes and never returned.

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5. “The best story of its sort.” What sort is that exactly?

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6. I wonder if the chicken came first?

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7. Earmuffs, kids.

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8. Well, that’s kind of true.

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9. Well that was fast.


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10. The new ‘Night Before Christmas’


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11. Say it out loud.

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12. …and then develops a serious eating disorder.

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13. Hey, if the government has a plan for this, shouldn’t we?

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14. Actually, I would totally read this to my son.

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15. Ew.

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16. How can your mind not go there?

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17. All joking aside, are there really enough to fill an entire book?

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